5 posts tagged “the internets”

Reason No. 429 that I should not have drinks in my workspace:  I just spilled a glass of water all over about $20 worth of scrapbooking supplies and some pictures I was planning on using.  Dammit.

In good news though, I have been using Open Office to do most of my titles and text boxes when I scrapbook.  The version I have is totally free and it looks like the MS Office -compatible version is CHEAP!  And it seems to do some things that office can't, like type text in a circular text box... and actually have the text format itself into a circular shape instead of a square box of text inside a circle!  (I could do that myself, thanks!) 

Sorry, I just can't get enough of the LOLcats.  I laughed my ass off at this - Brad showed Drew and I his old-school D&D books when we were in FL...

Distract the Orc!

Also, I want a cursing baby!  The Landlord

Everything I Ever Needed to Know I Learned in Kindergarten, Wikipedia Takes Care of the Rest

Check out the wikipedia entry.  I don't know WTF cervical crypts are - but I'm scared!  For some reason every time I hear the word "crypt" I think of the cryptkeeper.  HAWT.

[Fabulous Secret Online Gay Boyfriend]:  http://www.webmd.com/content/article/127/116576.htm
[FSOGB]: they're still testing it for over 26 and males
[FSOGB]: poo on them
[Kracy]: bastards!
[FSOGB]: but it said 50% of all cases are girls 15-25, so i guess that's why it's going to them first 
[Kracy]: its so cute that you are concerned about the health of my cervix.  :*
[FSOGB]: your cervix means the world to me
[Kracy]: LMFAO
[FSOGB]: rofl
[Kracy]: <crying>
[FSOGB]: total t-shirt material
[FSOGB]: only mine would be "her cervix means the world to me" with an arrow pointing to you
[Kracy]: LMAO
[FSOGB]: we could totally be in a Gardasil commercial! 

[Fabulous Secret Online Gay Boyfriend] hey cutie
[Kracy] hey sugar!
[Kracy] I love the "secret online romance" tone of our conversations

<insert conversation about unfortunate genetics, workouts, my saggy ass, and acne here>

[FSOGB] damn you gods!
[Kracy] LOL
[FSOGB] well once we get our private island with mansions and spanish houseboy sex slaves, we can look however we want, because we will own it all
[Kracy] god, I love this idea
[Kracy] I need to win the goddamn Powerball
[Kracy] so I can get all fat and eat an entire chocolate cheesecake for breakfast... wheeeeeee
[FSOGB] yessss cheesecake for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! and brunch!
[Kracy] OMG YAY
[FSOGB] hurray! <fantasy love>
[Kracy] I was just telling the BF about our fantasy online affair
[FSOGB] yes, i hope he's jealous

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Alas, no jealousy, just an "aren't you cute with your little online boyfriend".  <sigh>